Friday, November 10, 2006

Democrats take over congress, terrorists release tape

offering their congratulations. (Just kidding.)

Coincidentally just three days after the Democrats swept the dirt out of congress, al qaeda in Iraq released an audio tape declaring that the jihad isn't over til the fat lady in the burkha sings. The voice on the tape, supposedly that of al-Zarqawi successor al-Muhajir, vows to step up the fight against America with an army of 22,000 and says: "We haven't had enough of your blood yet". He claims that the first phase of the jihad is over, making way for the second phase, the establishment of an Islamic republic. Finally, the tape says they won't rest until they "blow up the wicked house known as the white house". So who in their right mind would want to be in that wicked white house when it's the target of such a threat!? Whoever's thinking about running for president in 2 years better think again!

And so begins the 2008 Presidential Race! Blood, threats, bombing, jihad, raise the threat level to Orange!

In other news, has anyone else noticed how much that Homeland Security colour-coded threat advisory thing looks like a gay rainbow flag? Ken Mehlman's influence? Hmm?