Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Ding ding ding!

Another Darwin Award winner!

A pot dealer in Kansas was robbed at gunpoint by one of his customers. Most people in that line of business think of theft as an unfortunate occupational hazzard and take it in stride, but not this guy. He went straight to the cops and reported it:

"The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs."

And then:

"Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia."

You just know this isn't going to end well:

"The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug."

But remember, it's Kansas -- the place where they wanted to put creationism in science books. It all makes sense now, eh?