Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Man wins lawsuit over hopped-up libido

Here's a guy in the UK who just won $5.89million in damages for the unusual side effects of a workplace accident. He charged that head injuries he sustained on the job caused his sex drive to go into such high gear that it transformed him from a "devout christian" husband into a wild sex beast with an insatiable appetite for porn and hookers, trashing his marriage in the process. His employer maintains that his injuries weren't as serious as all that. Indeed. Guys like Rush Limbaugh pay good money for drugs to deliver that very effect.

It's the ultimate "thinking with the little head" excuse... "my big head was injured, so I could only think with my little head". That's his story and he's sticking to it. (Wink wink nudge nudge saynomore.)