Weapons of Ass Destruction
An inmate in Lincoln County Jail in Nebraska has been charged with ASSault after farting on another inmate:
"Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail." ("Sparked" -- heh.) "The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence."
If nothing else, the case sets a good precedent for whoever ends up being George W's cell-mate if he gets convicted of war crimes.
"Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail." ("Sparked" -- heh.) "The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence."
If nothing else, the case sets a good precedent for whoever ends up being George W's cell-mate if he gets convicted of war crimes.
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