Thursday, January 18, 2007

Fess up, Georgie

The caretakers at Chimp Haven in Shreveport, Louisiana are scratching their heads after the unexpected birth of a chimp last week:

"In a mysterious bit of monkey business, a female at a chimpanzee sanctuary has given birth, despite the fact that the facility's entire male chimp population has had vasectomies... Chimp Haven managers said they knew something was up when Teresa was missing during morning rounds on January 8. Later in the day, she appeared with a newborn chimpanzee in her arms."

Come on Georgie -- don't be a deadbeat dad.

"They can't prove it was me!!!"