Elton John, Gay Menace
Oh yeah, this sounds perfectly sane and rational to me.
Elton John might be barred from entry to the Caribbean island of Tobago when he shows up for a gig there in April. Because why? Because he might spread Teh Gay:
"Archdeacon Philip Isaac warned: 'His visit can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle. He needs to be ministered to.'"
You have to wonder what this guy is visualizing: Elton John roaming around the island like some gay Johnny Appleseed, planting homosexuality in everyone he meets? Someone should tell the archdeacon that people are as likely to "turn gay" from going to an Elton John concert as they are to turn mentally ill from attending one of the archdeacon's sermons. Less likely, in fact.
Elton John might be barred from entry to the Caribbean island of Tobago when he shows up for a gig there in April. Because why? Because he might spread Teh Gay:
"Archdeacon Philip Isaac warned: 'His visit can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle. He needs to be ministered to.'"
You have to wonder what this guy is visualizing: Elton John roaming around the island like some gay Johnny Appleseed, planting homosexuality in everyone he meets? Someone should tell the archdeacon that people are as likely to "turn gay" from going to an Elton John concert as they are to turn mentally ill from attending one of the archdeacon's sermons. Less likely, in fact.
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