*Gasp* Oh no! Awwww...
"Church to hold moment of silence for turkey as model member of congregation":
"Taking time to remember a wild turkey may seem strange, but a church will hold a moment of silence this Sunday for what the pastor called a model member of his congregation. The Rev. James Huff, pastor of Lambs United Methodist Church, said the turkey regularly attended Sunday services and greeted people as they arrived.
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The turkey died last week after it was hit by a car on a road near the St. Clair County church, area residents said.
"Taking time to remember a wild turkey may seem strange, but a church will hold a moment of silence this Sunday for what the pastor called a model member of his congregation. The Rev. James Huff, pastor of Lambs United Methodist Church, said the turkey regularly attended Sunday services and greeted people as they arrived.
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The turkey died last week after it was hit by a car on a road near the St. Clair County church, area residents said.
Douglas Bishop, the church's music director, said congregation members noticed the bird wasn't there last Sunday. The fowl never missed a service, he said."
Well? All you smarty-pantses that laugh at my wild turkeys? See? I'm not the only one who loves them.
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