The job of your (wet) dreams
Durex, manufacturer of condoms, is having a recruitment drive for Condom Testers:
"The condom maker wants a panel of 5,000 people who are single, married, or in couples to report their experiences of using its condoms and lubricants."...
"'The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course,' a Durex spokeswoman said. 'It isn't some crazy kind of '60s love-in.'"
So fill in the Online Application Form and go to it. And don't mind that sound you hear -- it's just a million fundie heads simultaneously exploding over all that sacred sperm gone to waste. It's sperm genocide, a sperm holocaust... The Spermicaust. Send your used condoms to the nearest catholic church for burial, and maybe they'll even be part of a "Spermy Writes To Daddy" campaign: "Daddy, why did you squirt me into a latex bag? I could have been a brain surgeon."
"The condom maker wants a panel of 5,000 people who are single, married, or in couples to report their experiences of using its condoms and lubricants."...
"'The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course,' a Durex spokeswoman said. 'It isn't some crazy kind of '60s love-in.'"
So fill in the Online Application Form and go to it. And don't mind that sound you hear -- it's just a million fundie heads simultaneously exploding over all that sacred sperm gone to waste. It's sperm genocide, a sperm holocaust... The Spermicaust. Send your used condoms to the nearest catholic church for burial, and maybe they'll even be part of a "Spermy Writes To Daddy" campaign: "Daddy, why did you squirt me into a latex bag? I could have been a brain surgeon."
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