Fred Thompson, also known as Arthur Branch, the DA on "Law & Order", is officially in the race for Republican presidential nominee.
I can't see any reason why the bible bangers in the "heartland" wouldn't vote for him. Look at that sweet picture of him and his daughter, it just shrieks "Family Values".
What? That's not his daughter? Oh. Did he at least wait until he was divorced to hook up with her? Good enough! Family Values!
I can't see any reason why the bible bangers in the "heartland" wouldn't vote for him. Look at that sweet picture of him and his daughter, it just shrieks "Family Values".
What? That's not his daughter? Oh. Did he at least wait until he was divorced to hook up with her? Good enough! Family Values!
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