Thursday, May 10, 2007

The sacred spank

People with their heads screwed on sometimes wonder why religious wingnuts are so completely and totally focused on sex -- who's doing it, how they're doing it, why they're doing it, with what (contraception), and mostly, with whom. The Sexual Five W's, things that normal people don't really even think about, are the stuff of obsession to them. So it's interesting to get this little glimpse into their own strange and savage sex lives, on a website called "Christian Domestic Discipline".

CDD is all about the godly spanking of Christian wives by their domineering Christian husbands. The CDD product line includes instruction manuals (don't leave bruises) and books glorifying The Spank, and lookee here -- even a line of lascivious lingerie for the CDD wife-bot -- dig da crotchless pantaloonies:

Okay people, keep those hands where we can see them!

Hmmm, it would seem that behind all the indignance and "praise-the-lords" lurks a hidden Heavenly Hairbrush ready to be deployed to someone's willing butt. Whatever floats yer boat, but sex as punishment: would anyone be surprised?

(via Dependable Renegade)