Monday, July 02, 2007

Just what the world needs, a toy stuffed crotch

Meet "Crotchy":

"Crotchy" is a 12" tall, cotton, free-standing, poseable, uh, crotch. Crotchy features a pink button anus, a puffy crotch panel, long legs and a "mom" tattoo on her/his/its hip. (Upon closer inspection, I guess it's a "her".)

Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? Think if we gave the fetus-fetishists a bunch of these they'd keep their noses out of everyone else's?