Friday, October 19, 2007


That's the sound of right-wing Vancouverites in the throes of a multiple simultaneous feargasm this afternoon after a light plane crashed into an apartment building:
RICHMOND, B.C. - A small plane has crashed into an apartment building, exploding and sending debris down to the street and leaving witnesses along the busy corridor in shock.

"It was literally like Sept. 11 in the middle of Richmond," Crystal Mason reported. "By the time I said to my husband 'Oh my God, that plane is going to crash,' two seconds later it did."

Nobody was hurt other than the pilot and of course the already-frayed nerves of the scared-shitless-and-loving-it crowd.

Update: Pilot killed, 2 people injured.