Breaking: Cheney's doctors detect a heart

... with an irregular beat:

"Doctors administered an electrical shock Monday to U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney's heart and restored it to a normal rhythm."

They tazed him, bro! Or maybe they just hooked the old prick up to some jumper cables and a Snap-On™ charger and gave him a boost? You know, stood him up on a box in his hospital gown... Yeah, sorta like that.