Tuesday, February 05, 2008

If McCain wins for the GOP tonight

... take cover! or be torn asunder by the force of James Dobson's huge exploding head!

A deeply disturbed Dobson went on Laura Ingraham's radio show this morning to thunder: "I will never support McCain!"
"I'm deeply disappointed the Republican Party seems poised to select a nominee who did not support a Constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage, who voted for embryonic stem cell research to kill nascent human beings, who opposed tax cuts that ended the marriage penalty, and who has little regard for freedom of speech, who organized the Gang of 14 to preserve filibusters, and has a legendary temper and often uses foul and obscene language.

"I am convinced Sen. McCain is not a conservative, and in fact, has gone out of his way to stick his thumb in the eyes of those who are. He has at times sounded more like a member of the other party..."
Uses foul and obscene language! Well, boo fuckin' hoo!

Oh, I can't begin to express how wonderful it is to finally see sanctimonious, self-righteous fuckwads like Dobson blowing their lights over the fact that the tide has turned against them -- the majority of their fellow conservatives have decided they want a moderate in office and they don't give a flying fuck what Dobson thinks. The USA is returning to sanity and kicking his flabby evangelical ass to the curb. Ha! Hahahahaha! Don't be upset, Dobbie, your relegation to the political wilderness will give you much more time for beating your dog. Or taking showers with your son.

This has been a long time coming, and I'm loving every minute of it. Can you tell!?

UPDATE: Stand back, it's looking good for McCain...