Things that make me want to

slam back a couple of dozen tequila-and-green-chartreuse shooters, fall down, pass out, and not wake up til November 5th:

"John McCain made the morning show rounds today. On Fox they were virtually begging him to "suspend" his campaign again in the wake of the bailout failure yesterday on the Hill. You know, since it worked out so well the first time. McCain's answer: He just might suspend again." (emphasis mine)

Please... do it. Suspend again. Only this time, don't un-suspend for at least a month.

Bat country

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And not to be outdone by MM

Shorter Ann Coulter on American Jews: "they need to be perfected".

Didn't Hitler think along those lines? Am I the only one who's starting to feel like I'm living in some kind of twilight zone populated by the batshit insane?