Sunday, February 18, 2007

Yes, YES, YES!

Tourism Victoria is catching some flack over their new ads that promise "the search for your perfect orgasm is over". They've had 20 (count 'em, 20) complaints about it:

"The organization has got about 20 calls and e-mails from people concerned about the phrase. But spokeswoman Melissa McLean says that particular line will only appear in culinary magazines in the United States."

Presumably, the "orgasm" Tourism Victoria slyly refers to is the kind that might be brought on by the culinary delights of that beautiful city, since the ad's only running in foodie mags. But I guess the sex-obsessed pearl-clutchers can't miss an opportunity to get their knickers in a knot over anything with even the faintest aroma of lust, so oh good heavens, orgasms, well that's definitely good for a cranial explosion. Tsk-tsk, just another sign of the Moral Crisis looming in the goddamn Culture War as society marches merrily to hell in a handbasket, with liberals gaily (and I mean that in every sense of the word) leading the way. And nobody thinking of the children.

Anyone who's tense enough to be this hostile to the word "orgasm" hasn't experienced one lately (if ever). My advice to them would be to get to Victoria post haste, before their heads aren't the only things exploding. YES!!!