Friday, March 02, 2007

Heeeeeee's back!

After losing by a landslide on November 7, former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum hasn't taken the hint and faded off into the sunset. Nope, he's determined to hang around like a bad smell.

Santorum, everyone's favourite man-on-dogophobe, will be joining Fox "News" as a contributor. What he'll contribute to Fox is hard to say, but he's sure to provide lots of laughs in Left Blogistan while he keeps Media Matters busy countering his Santorum-isms.

Past Santorum comedy gold includes such statements as "We found the WMDs!" and the notorious "In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be." Eep! If it's anything like his views as a senator, Sanitorium's commentary will at least generate plenty of blog-fodder for those slow news days. If nothing else, it keeps him out of politics and away from our dogs.

(H/T north of center)