Tuesday, September 18, 2007

God slapped with lawsuit

I'm not making it up! A Nebraska State Senator, sick and tired of all the world's ongoing bullshit, is suing the guilty party, Teh Almighty:

"Fed up with the threats, tired of natural disasters, the state's longest-serving state senator is using his legal muscle against who he says is the culprit — God. State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued the Almighty in Douglas County District Court last week.

Chambers, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, said he filed the lawsuit to show that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

That, he said, was recently illustrated by a federal lawsuit he said triggered his lawsuit against God.

Tory Bowen, 24, sued a state judge who barred the words "rape" and "victim," among other terms, in the trial of Pamir Safi, who Bowen says sexually assaulted her. Bowen said Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters."

He's mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore. So... he's suing God. Makes sense to me!! I'm fed up with a lot of stuff too, wars and terrorism and bigotry and stupidity and food full of trans-fucking-fats and I could go on and on, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. The Whole World could get a little Class Action thing going and sue the Lord for "Depraved Indifference".