Dog Farts

Holy malodourous malamute, batman! Peeyewwie, what's with my dog! She's driven me out of my computer room to my laptop, and now, faithful dog that she is, she's lying at my feet cranking them out again. I wonder what she ate?? I'm thinking she found some small dead animal in the yard and scarfed it down... auughh, this is so bad. Help... eyes watering... choking... dizzy... blacking ou