Coming to you from an underground bunker...

Me and da Zerb. And now, Birth Pangs.

From my New Friend:

Yes, it's my intention to ban all pregnancies. When I'm finished with that, I plan to ban satire. And irony! Can't forget that one.

I suspect there are more than a few right-wingers out there who are just a wee tiny bit uncomfortable that this guy is one of theirs. Have a talk with him, already -- even I'm starting to feel embarrassed for you.