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Free speech rules! As long as you stick to the party line... otherwise, all bets are off.

(via andrew sullivan)

Fox News explodes (a little)

Fox News was evacuated this morning after something sort of exploded:

"Fire officials said a chemical reaction caused a small explosion in the News Corp building in midtown Manhattan. One person has been injured.

The fire department says the 10:39 a.m. incident at 1211 Avenue of the Americas occurred on the 45th floor, which houses the heating and cooling systems and other utilities for the 47-story building.

There are no offices on that floor, or on the three floors above. All three floors have been evacuated. Fire spokesman Jim Long says: "We have some sort of reaction between two chemicals that caused a slight explosion." The chemicals are unknown."

Only one person injured, thankfully, and not seriously. So let us speculate on the real cause of the explosion. Chemical reaction? Or was Bill-O just having an unusually intense ragegasm? Did someone wish him "Happy Holidays"???