HAHAHAHAHA!

It started with this. Escalated to this. And now: (edit: And now, nothing. Johnnytard's gone. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.) BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Another idea I wish I'd thought of. Hats off to whoever did.

*Shrieeeeeks with laughter*

Via Red Tory, a pleasant diversion on a wintery morning: the Pornolizer! Behold the pornolization of the dour, sour and sanctimonious.

Heh, I thought I was reading my blog for a second there. Come to think of it, let's try it. Oh dear -- pretty bad when you pornolize it and it comes out looking pretty much the same.

:D

(More here)

iBible

(via Aspiring Cynic)

There are good slogans

and there are great slogans. My definition of a Great Slogan is one whose nutty unintentional humour sneaks up on you, making you go "Huh?" because you're not sure you read it right, and then "Hahahahaha!" at the image it suddenly conjures up. GOP presidential contender Mitt Romney has such a slogan:

Hahahahaha! Pure gold.

(via DU Top 10 via rants from the rookery)

Fer da kitteh luvrz

Cat wakes up owner:

Sunday News of the Weird

I can just imagine all the one-liners this will inspire:

"Olga Braude (R) looks on as artist Tim Patch (L), who calls himself 'Pricasso', paints her picture using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg, September 28, 2007. Patch has painted portraits of some of the worlds most famous people including George Bush and Queen of England."

Imagine how well he does the Swirly Move. Eep! *faint*

(from yahoo)

Heh

This is probably in such bad taste but I don't give a flying fart. It's funny. Sarah Silverman's "Abortion Montage"... in which she fondly recalls her three abortions. Could this be what the fetus fetishists really envision takes place?

Musical interlude

I thought this might be a good time for the sweet sounds of "Abstinence":



Warts! There's a line in the lyrics about warts! What is it with these people and warts!!?

(from pandagon)

Comic Relief

Saskboy came up with this hilarious page of "unfortunately-placed ads". Hahahahahaha! Thanks for the morning laugh, SB.

Al-Pieda strikes in Alberta

Oh nooooo!!! Heads down, incoming! Pie-wielding terrorists attempted an attack on Alberta Premier Ed Stelmach yesterday:

"CALGARY (CP) - Alberta Premier Ed Stelmach was the target of an attempted "pieing" today at the premier's annual Stampede breakfast in Calgary.

Stelmach had a security detachment as he shook hands with people in the crowd when two young women attempted to hit him with a pie from across a table.

The pie ended up falling harmlessly on the ground."

This isn't the first such attack. Everyone remembers when Al-Pieda attempted to strike Ann Coulter, who called it "an act of terrorism". The pie-tossing insurgency has been active for years:

"The attacks have taken place throughout the world, and claimed such illustrious victims as Microsoft's Bill Gates, Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, former European Commission President Jacques Delors and Dutch Finance Minister Gerrit Zalm, who was last year felled by an organic banana pie at the opening of the Amsterdam Stock Exchange."

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses a ...

Slap Upside the Head gets slap on the wrist...

... for homophobia!!?! Mark, who combats bigotry with one of the cutest cartoon blogs around, Slap Upside The Head, received an email recently giving him royal shit for being such a homophobe. Huh?!

Looks like someone was hiding behind the door when the sense of Irony was being handed out! No matter, the person's heart is in the right place, even if their emails aren't exactly on target.

Dammit

I'm still NC-17. They hit me for some new words, though (bold):

abortion (11x)
sex (8x)
gay (5x)
dick (4x)
anal (3x)
ass (2x)
punch (1x)

"Gay" seems to really rack up the restricted points. I obviously gay need gay to gay work gay harder gay at gay this gay. There! If that doesn't get me an "R", they can kiss my anal ass. Dicks!

Who'da thunk?

Avert your eyes!

This blog is rated "NC-17" - No admittance to those 17 and under, because of the appearance of these words:

* abortion (10x)
* breast (7x)
* sex (6x)
* suicide (4x)
* gay (3x)
* fuck (2x)
* dead (1x)
What about prick? Asshole? (I use that one a lot.) Or Pigfucker??? "Pigfucker" is okay, but "sex" and "gay" aren't? Who's doing the rating for this thing, the hillbillies at Focus on the Family?

(belated h/t to red jenny, I think that's where this must have come from)

If it's Wednesday

it must be time for a fundie head explosion. Bahahahahahahaha!

(via pharyngula)

Georgie gets down

Lookin good, Georgie, lookin good.

(Holy cow, could Georgie and Lauwa look any more like a couple of dumb crackers?)