Sunday, July 16, 2006

The Rapture Index

is 155 (high), but that was on Monday, so I imagine it's skyrocketed since hostilities erupted in the Middle East on Wednesday. The christo-wingnuts are going apeshit! On the Rapture Ready discussion forum, the "End Times Chat" is full of titles like "Time Is Running Out" and "When It Really Happens". ("End Times Chat" -- tea, cookies and armageddon.) Elsewhere on the website, there's even a page for people like me: "Oops, I Guess I Wasn't Ready".

Damn, I knew I should have bought those camo capris I was looking at yesterday.