Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Easybake Ovens Of Death

Yes, it's all fun and games until someone loses an appendage or gets burned alive.

Almost a million Easybake Ovens are being recalled by Hasbro Toys. This comes after the Consumer Product Safety Commission ruled that kids using the devilish little cooking devices are at risk of getting their fingers stuck in them or burnt by them.

"The agency says there have been 29 reports of children getting their hands or fingers caught in the oven’s opening, including five reports of burns."

Personally, I think their colour scheme alone warrants recalling the bastardous little things; that combination of Princess Pink and Mushmallow Mauve is certain to induce nausea and vomiting.