Saturday, October 13, 2007

GOP sex fiend roundup

Quite the line-up we've got this week: two lavatory lurkers, a fondler and a... umm, one guy I'm not quite sure how to qualify. Number one, come one down! Last week yet another Republican toe-tapper was revealed as the conga line of hypocrisy continues snaking its way around the public washrooms of the nation:
"St. Bernard Parish Councilman Joey DiFatta, who on Thursday withdrew from the 1st Senate District campaign, has been stopped twice since 1996 for suspicion of engaging in lewd behavior in public restrooms in Jefferson Parish, records obtained by The Times-Picayune show." [...]

The detective asked DiFatta, 'What do you want?' according to the report, and he replied, 'I want to play with you.'"

Wish I could resist the schadenfreude cake, but that line on DiFatta's website, "Defend our conservative values from attacks by extreme liberal groups" -- mmm no. Corner piece, please.

Back at the Larry Craig ranch, Ted Haggard's escort friend Mike Jones revealed that Craig also paid for his services. Apparently the jury's still out on that one, but Hmm. Craig's "I'm not gay" thing isn't looking good.

It seems there was a bit of a backstory (heh) to the untimely demise of Reverend Gary Aldridge (one of Dobson's pals) last June. When he was found he was wearing two complete rubber diving suits with mask, headgear etc., and a little visitor at his back door (in its own little diving suit). Not only that, but he was hog-tied, a feat he was apparently able to accomplish without any help, as he was alone at the time. He could hog-tie himself??? Man, that's sad... that kind of talent is a terrible thing to waste.

Last but not least, there's a new GOP wienie wagger in town: the Brown County (Michigan) Republican party chair was charged last month with -- oh my fuggin god, I can't go on with this any more. Just read:

The chairman of the Republican Party in Brown County faces criminal charges for allegedly fondling a 16-year-old Ethan House runaway and providing the boy with beer and marijuana late last year.Donald Fleischman, 37, of Allouez, was charged last month with two counts of child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child and a single charge of exposing himself to a child.

GOP -- Gang o'Perverts, prowling the bathrooms and group homes of the nation. No child's behind left behind!