Not again!!? Oh well, they lie all the time so it comes as no surprise that the sad tale of woe about the Humpty Duhhhhmb-ty fetus fetishist who took big fall from "atop his car" is starting to emanate the septic smell of Bullshit. Like all good dawgs, Dr. Dawg did some digging in the story's back yard and discovered a stinky, stenchy bone of contention, the Questionable Credentials of its source, the TFP:"This is the American chapter of an organization concocted by the Brazilian extremist Plinio Corrêa de Oliveira in 1960. Given that we have been discussing fascism in a previous thread, it seems opportune to take a closer look at this organization. Indeed, one can learn more than one might want to know about this sordid outfit by reading Penny Lernoux."Not exactly a reliable source, like most of the sources of these fetus fetishizing fables of pro-choice persecution. The lack of coverage by anyone other than producers of hysterical anti-choice propaganda always makes a story suspect. It looks like just one more in a long and vile series of lying lies.
So what really went down? The old fucktard obviously sustained some injuries, so something happened -- but what? Is it possible that the nitwit got so carried away with bellowing into his bullhorn that he stepped a little too close to the edge of his Pontificating Platform and found himself in mid-air before the Rapture? Supposedly the patient's companion leaped up on the vehicle with him -- did he take a reflexive step backwards and whoops! do a self-inflicted header off the roof of the car?
The Harrisburg local news doesn't report on any arrests, or even on the actual event. Come now, if they'd report that Baby Jebus was stolen from a Nativity Scene, surely they'd report on the assault of an old fetus fetishizing codger. Oh no... could it be that it was all just an accident and his "friends" took the opportunity to twist it into a case of *gasp* pro-choice persecution!? That sounds about right to me!
LMAO UPDATE: PSA did some digging...
UPDATE 2: Looks like the story isn't total bullshit and I apologize profusely for my vile suggestion that it might be, as most of their scare stories are, a load. Still, there are some unanswered questions, like: (1) The assailant supposedly scaled an 8-foot fence? Why isn't he busy training for the Olympics? (2) What exactly did Mr. Snell say that so infuriated his assailant that it caused the shot of adrenaline which enabled him to accomplish this feat? (3) What the fuck was the guy doing standing on top of his car in the first place? The 8-foot privacy fence is there for a reason: privacy. What part of that doesn't Mr. Snell understand?
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