"DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.
"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles."
Crutches?! Whoa. A broken leg ain't gonna slow that galloping groper down. Hate to see what she does when she's not on crutches!
It's hard out there for a shopping mall Santa:
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