Oh no. Oh yes! Marsden again. Being weird again. Being bugshit, batshit, head-in-a-360-degree-spin, kaaaaa-razay... again:"A member of the Ontario police anti-terrorism section is under internal investigation following allegations he disclosed documents and details on national security operations to New York-based conservative political pundit Rachel Marsden.The Ontario Provincial Police criminal investigations branch has already cleared Constable Tony Backhurst of any criminal wrongdoing. "We have conducted a thorough investigation and determined the complaint to be unsubstantiated," OPP Inspector Dave Ross said."
Like all ill-fated romances, it started so innocently... lust on the rifle range. But the incendiary combination of bullets, BJs and bugfuck insanity can never end well:
"They met two years ago when she was a Toronto Sun columnist. She visited a police firearms range where Const. Backhurst was working as an instructor, and they had a physical relationship, she says.But in September, Ms. Marsden posted Const. Backhurst's photo on the Internet under the heading "Rachel's Jerk of the Day." The posting identified him as an OPP counter-terrorism officer.
Ouch. Hell hath no fury like a boink buddy scorned. Especially when said boink buddy also happens to be certifiably loony, lunched out, bunny-in-boiling-water psychotic. Marsden claimed that her erstwhile fuck friend was a threat to national security:
"It further claimed the officer had given her "top secret" police files. "So, hey, at least I got something out of this thoroughly deceptive 2 year relationship," she wrote.
Two days later, Ms. Marsden sent a letter to Detective Staff Sergeant Pat Morris of the OPP anti-terrorism section, indicating that Const. Backhurst had shared details of Canadian counter-terrorism operations with her."
Top secret police files? Riiiiight. (And after the next day's BJ he gave her an official map to where Captain Kidd's chest of dubloons is buried.) Marsden backed up her claim with naughty nudie pictures of the officer:"As proof, Ms. Marsden sent the National Post sexually explicit photos that she said Const. Backhurst had e-mailed to her. But the photos do not show the man's face, and the newspaper could not verify the origins of the images and accompanying letters."
What can this mean? Are Canada's top security secrets tattoo'd on the Love Guns of our counter-terrorism officers, only readable when they get... excited? Not a bad idea, but I'm not buying it, and neither are the cops -- and to top it all off, Const. Backhurst has filed charges against Marsden for... for... what could it be... think hard... drum roll...
STALKING!"The stalking investigation is now complete and has now gone to Crown prosecutors, who will decide whether to charge Ms. Marsden. A South Simcoe police officer informed her of the investigation last weekend."
But you already knew that, didn't you?
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