Saturday, December 15, 2007


A protesting fetus fetishist in Fort Madison has charged a 72-year-old man with assault:
"Dan Holman of the Missionaries to the Pre-Born says he was assaulted while in the process of using his first amendment rights last Friday at 48th Street and Highway 61.

The Fort Madison Police log confirms that 72-year-old James Mitchell of Fort Madison was arrested at 4:15 p.m. on Friday. He was cited and released at the Fort Madison Police Department for simple assault.

Fort Madison Police Captain Bruce Gustafson said the arrest stemmed from Mitchell allegedly telling H
olman - who was protesting Hillary Clinton with the Missionaries' usual photos of aborted babies and a sign that said ‘Hillary's Holocaust' - to leave his property." [...]

"Mitchell felt the group was on his property and allegedly poked Holman twice in the ribs with a broom handle."
A poke in the ribs with a broom handle? The fetus fetishists should be thankful when a broom handle is all they get, and the ribs are the only place it's poked. How about a perfect storm of dogshit fired from a paintball gun? Want some of that? Huh? Huh?Ahrrggh! Dogshot!