Thursday, January 31, 2008

Censored!

Quick, the smelling salts -- someone help me to the fainting couch, please... I'm shocked, I'm awed, I'm appalled, I'm... CENSORED!

It happened on Christian Conservatwit's Morgentaler thread. While all the cool kids were celebrating Monday's "20th Anniversary of Choice", Conservatwit and his buds were moaning and groaning about "infanticide". So much pearl-clutching and hand-wringing hyperbole on such a happy occasion, I was compelled to try and lighten things up: "Happy Choice Day! Woohoo!" BOOM! Censored! Whaddafuck??!

I might as well have said "Yo, fetus fetishists! Twenty years! No law! Suck on that, zygoteers! BAHAHAHAHAHA!" The results would have been the same.

There is just no pleasing some people!