Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Georgie'd rather talk about you-know-what

Ahhhha hahaha. The pious, self-righteous smirk that George W Bush has been wearing around for the last 20 years apparently conceals the lascivious leer of a lecher. According to an evangelical minister who helped Bush Jr. work on Daddy Bush's campaign, when they stayed together on the campaign trail Georgie had no interest in religious-talk. Zero, zip, zilch. He was, however, interested in talking, for hours on end, about -- go on, take a wild guess... awww, way too easy -- sex:
“I tried to read to him from the Bible, because by that time he was sending me these signals,” Wead told me. “But he wasn’t interested. He just rolled over and went to sleep.”

Wead said Bush resisted religious overtures as firmly as sexual ones. “He has absolutely zero interest in anything theological – nothing,” Wead said. “We spent hours talking about sex . . . who on the campaign was doing what to whom – but nothing about God. And I tried many, many times.”"

So Georgie'd rather talk about sex -- for hours at a time, no less -- than talk about God?! Colour me shocked and awed! (Not.) You'll notice Minister Nitwit says "we spent hours talking about sex", not "he" -- so it wasn't exactly a one-sided conversation, it was the two of them. It's always the same with these bible-whomping windbags, beat the bibles in public, beat the baloney in private. I can just picture them in the darkness of their hotel room as the discussion escalated, going at it hammer and tong, jabbering like rats in rutting season. And then -- a mention of the Bible and Georgie rolls over and passes out, spent.

And the bible-thumpers wonder why all they got out of Georgie was the Terri Schiavo circus and a judge or two.