Thursday, January 24, 2008

Libertarian conservatives, this is your last warning

Shorter SUZANNE: (warning: fetus porn) "Submit to the Nanny State!":

"The Government controls people's
ic] bodies all the time -- and it's okay!"

Trying to refute the pro-choice argument that the state has no business controlling womens' bodies with abortion laws, SUZANNE takes a swing and misses. Her rebuttal? We already have lots of intrusive, onerous and stupid laws dictating What Big Daddy Government Thinks Is Good For Us... so what the hell, why not a few more?

Heads up, lib-cons. You might want to take a closer look at your "allies".