Libertarian conservatives, this is your last warning

Shorter SUZANNE: (warning: fetus porn) "Submit to the Nanny State!":

"The Government controls people's [sic] bodies all the time -- and it's okay!"

Trying to refute the pro-choice argument that the state has no business controlling womens' bodies with abortion laws, SUZANNE takes a swing and misses. Her rebuttal? We already have lots of intrusive, onerous and stupid laws dictating What Big Daddy Government Thinks Is Good For Us... so what the hell, why not a few more?

Heads up, lib-cons. You might want to take a closer look at your "allies".

Attention conservative libertarians

Right-wing libertarians might want to give a sober second thought to some of the people they're politically aligned with, because this is social conservatism:

Just in case that didn't sink in, I'll repeat the salient point:
"What you do between the sheets and in your bedroom, folks, is indeed the State's business."
Get that? The state. In your bedroom. I am not making this up.

It certainly grates on my libertarianism, but maybe conservative libertarians are even more different from left libertarians than I thought.