Achtung, Democrats!

Oh mein Gott! Here's news you can use, Dems: Illinois Republican congressional candidate Tony Zirkle goes to a birthday party.

Tony Zirkle, Tony Zirkle... oh, that Tony Zirkle! Shredden dein Playboy fur makin more shtumppin!

Egads, whenever I start thinking our wingnuts are bad, I just look southward and take a boo at theirs...

(h/t: Dr. Dawg)