Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Just say no

Shorter SUZANNE: "Don't have abortions, but don't use contraception to avoid having abortions because contraception sometimes fails. The only solution: Quit doing the wild thing, you lustful libidinous libertines!"
"Pro-lifers: when you advise people to use contraception, you are perpetuating the problem, not stopping it. Because they use contraception, and it fails, and they go out and have another abortion.

The only surefire way to avoid an unintended pregnancy is to avoid sex."
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with that. (But is it any wonder that so many conservative men get caught with their pants down? Even more to the point, is it any wonder they all seem so tense and humourless?)