"Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.
"You'll be encouraged by the power of God's love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality," according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child."
Maybe Ted Haggard should move up north to Alaska (where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow!) and take another whack at "Teh Ghey Cure".
(Heh. I said "whack".)