Showing posts with label batshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label batshit. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Now that the presidential election is over

I'll really miss this kind of batshittery:
"NEWSWEEK has also learned that Palin's shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported."
MORE than $150,000? You're shittin' me:
"One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill.
But after she burned through the campaign's clothing budget, she stopped, right?

Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband.
Oh well, at least all the clothing was given to charity... wasn't it?
Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books."
Hold the phone! Run that by me again?
"An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast..."
The Wasilla Hillbilly in 2012? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Palin's witch-hunter pastor

Oh yeah, now this looks completely normal... normal for an insane asylum!!! Palin's pastor asks Jesus to fund her campaign and protect her from witchcraft:



This just strikes me as an excessively weird way to kick off a Vice Presidential campaign. But maybe it's just me.

UPDATE: SUZANNE asks "Why is this news??". Which kind of tells us more about SUZANNE than we needed to know. HAHAHAHAHAHA!