Saturday, March 03, 2007

Swiss Army invades Liechtenstein

Yesterday the Swiss Army marched into the tiny neighbouring country of Liechtenstein... and held them at scissor-nailfile-tweezer-corkscrew-fish scaler-canopener-knifepoint.

No, really. Actally the invasion was unintentional; the Swiss Army was doing some training exercises at night and one of its companies got lost and ended up marching on Liechtenstein. The Liechtenstein authorities were cool with it: "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something". (No, just those deadly scissor-nailfile-tweezer-corkscrew-fish scaler-canopener-knives.)