Monday, April 23, 2007

Deep-pain pizza

Why am I never in restaurants when stuff like this happens?

This item reminded me of that old Seinfeld episode where Elaine was on a date with a guy and he suddenly "took it out". ("Took. It. Out.") Here's a guy at a London restaurant who went a step further -- not only did he Take. It. Out., he Cut. It. Off.:

"Witness Stuart McMahon, who was eating at Zizzi in the Strand with his girlfriend on Sunday, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.'"

It would be interesting to hear Dickless Tracy's explanation of what motivated him to do this surgery, but he probably won't be doing any public speaking engagements for awhile.

(from fark)