Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Whining Wall

400 moaning, groaning, whining and wailing batshit-crazy fundamentalist chimps, all gathering in Ottawa to protest Canada's moral decay? It could only mean one thing -- WANKAPALOOZA is in town!:

"The Bible says the meek shall inherit the Earth, but there was no trace of meekness in Faytene Kryskow and her passionate preaching yesterday on Parliament Hill.

"We're going to turn Parliament Hill into the Wailing Wall," Ms. Kryskow told about 400 followers spread out on Parliament's front lawn. The prayer gathering is known as The Cry, a rally for fundamentalist youth who believe mainstream Canadian society is morally bankrupt.

Ms. Kryskow, one of The Cry's leaders, urged the young people in the crowd to send out "prayer waves" that would incite a revolution against Canada's secular humanism."

400 wankers protesting -- sounds familiar. "Hire-A-Wank" must be doing a brisk business this summer.