Friday, October 10, 2008

The real reason the economy is tanking

Sex addiction? Yes, YES, OH YES!!!:
"David Duchovny just checked out of sex-addiction rehab, and his lawyer says treatment was a success. But while the "Californication" star is doing better, the problem may be getting worse here in New York.

Local sex therapists are seeing an increase in patients from the finance field, and a link between the dipping Dow and bad behavior." (emphasis mine)

As the Dow crashes and burns, social conservatives finally raise their eyes from the crotches of the nation and can't help noticing the economic disaster unfolding all around them. Yet even so, they still find a way to stay focused on SEX. Sex addiction? Pot, meet kettle.