Monday, August 21, 2006

"Pull my finger!"

This comes as such a surprise... NOT!

According to Washington insiders, George W Bush has an exquisitely-tuned sense of humour and is highly amused by farting jokes; in fact, he "can't get enough" of them. George himself is "known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides". The way he was goofing around at his press conference today, I could totally imagine him letting one rip, or cupping his hand in his armpit and cranking out a few fake ones. "Here's a kiss for ya, Helen!"

Apparently, W's inability to control his fratboy behaviour makes him "a little paranoid" around women... he's afraid he'll forget himself, bust a fart and offend the ladeez. Well, trust me George, the ladeez are so offended by you already that no amount of explosive methane emissions could make it any worse. And here's a kiss for you, Georgie! [poooot!]

(via HuffPo)