Saturday, November 25, 2006

Saturday Fundie Funnies

And you thought liberals were the creative ones. Not necessarily so; right-wingers, and especially fundies, have pretty vivid imaginations too, at least when it comes to S-E-X.

"So-Con or Bust" for example, a conservative blogger who's obsessed with all things sexual (especially gay), maintains that the cause of all today's 'problems' is contraception. Says he:
"Once we said yes to contraceptive sex in principle, then contraceptive sex with anyone or anything became licit. Let's all just come clean. Same-sex "marriage" did not suddenly manifest itself. It needed a foundation to move. 40 years after its legalization in Canada, contraception has led us down the garden path into state sponsored sodomy and eventual disintegration."

Anyone or anything? So once women had the choice to have sex for reasons other than procreation (like "fun"), society was launched down that Slippery Slope to man-on-sheep action? So-Con or Bust clearly believes that not only should sex not be fun, it should be a chore that a woman looks forward to about as much as scrubbing a toilet: unpleasant but necessary to perpetuate the species. "Fun" has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.

If I were So-Con's psychiatrist I'd recommend Meds Stat! If I were So-Con's wife.... I'd probably be a widow.

More here, if you can stand it.