Monday, April 30, 2007

Something for the horndogs

It's happened to everyone at some time or other. You're over at a friend's place, standing around having a beer, when suddenly you sense some furious activity in the vicinity of your lower leg. Looking down, you observe your friend's little dog (and it's always a little dog) going at it hammer and tong, making mad passionate love to your shin. It's kind of amusing in an annoying way -- until the little guy squirts all over your jeans. Well, lookee here: a new invention to help refocus Fido's misdirected lust: doggie sex toys. Okay, cue the Barry White music: it's "HotDoll", the "Love Doll for Dogs". "Hotdoll is a natural way to control its sexual impulses. This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog's paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones! Its contrasted colors are made to be easily distinguished by dog's eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft touch..."

There's gonna be a lotta lonely legs out there.

(from huffpo)