Rep. David Vitter's wife once said she was "more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary Clinton", referring to Hillary's forgiveness of Bill's extra-marital escapades. Ruh-roh! Now that David Vitter's been caught swinging it here, there and every whichway but loose, he might want to hide that Wiltshire Staysharp Knife Set he gave her for their anniversary. Meanwhile, supporters have started a campaign to save his weewee from the chopping block:
Wearing a cast-iron jock strap wouldn't hurt either! Hahahahahaha!
(via wonkette)
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