Larry Flynt continues to charge along on his quest to shine a light on Republican "morals-and-values" hypocrisy with the information garnered from the DC Madame's phone list. On the Larry King Show the other night, Flynt said he has 30 more names to expose... including one senator who, according to Flynt, will be a big surprise. (From CNN): "FLYNT: We’ve got good leads. We’ve got over 300 initially. And they’re down to about 30 now which is solid….FLYNT: I was shocked, especially at one senator…" Who, who who could it be? My first thought was Santorum, but he's irrelevant. It has to be some equally holier-than-thou, high-and-mighty christian moral values prick who's still in office... if it's that idiot Brownback, and I'm really hoping it is, I'll laugh my ass off. Video at Crooks & Liars, and commenters speculate.
Rep. David Vitter's wife once said she was "more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary Clinton", referring to Hillary's forgiveness of Bill's extra-marital escapades. Ruh-roh! Now that David Vitter's been caught swinging it here, there and every whichway but loose, he might want to hide that Wiltshire Staysharp Knife Set he gave her for their anniversary. Meanwhile, supporters have started a campaign to save his weewee from the chopping block:
Wearing a cast-iron jock strap wouldn't hurt either! Hahahahahaha!
"DC Madame" Deborah Jeane Palfrey was able to publish her phone records the other day, effectively turning over a rock and sending even more little grubs skittering in all directions. One of them, Republican Senator David Vitter, cried that it was a one-time "sin from the past" for which he's received counselling and Wifey's forgiveness. Uh, whoops! Make that a two-time SFTP. (Followed by 2(b), 2(c), 2(d) etc.) One couldn't be blamed for getting the idea that this guy is a regular "whoremonger", to use an old biblical term.
But so what? Aren't they all? I wouldn't even bother poking at this slimeball with the Sharp Stick of Snark except once again, he's an exceptionally shining beacon of hypocrisy. Vitter is a real "family values" Republican who used his wife and kids as campaign props in his commercials to show what a great family values guy he is, and shore up the support of those who are fighting the imaginary battle against the enemies of Traditional Marriage. Watch his commercials from 2004:
Barf.
But I can imagine him being so stressed out by the hard work of projecting fake family values sweetness for these commercials that he had to rush off to a Sin Bin for a relaxing little rub 'n tug session. And of course, it wouldn't end with the commercials -- he'd have to follow up! It'd be like making commercials all the time (well, most of the time). What could be more anxiety-provoking than that? Getting caught, I guess.
