Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Memo to Democrats: Watch and Learn

Okay, Dems -- this is how it's done.
"NEW YORK (CBS) ― If Gov. Eliot Spitzer opts to roll the dice and not resign, state Republican leadership will force him to go all-in and call for his impeachment from office, according to a state Assemblyman.

Sources told CBS 2 HD shortly after it was reported that the governor was linked to a prostitution ring that he would likely hand in his resignation, which could happen within the next 36 hours."
Spitzer fucked up fairly big time, although to say he was "linked to a prostitution ring" is like saying every time I get a pizza I'm "linked to Panago". (Good reporting there, liberal media!) But anyway.

Because of Spitzer's fuckup, nobody died, nobody was tortured, the Constitution wasn't compromised, the economy didn't tank, civil liberties weren't curtailed and a sovereign nation wasn't invaded under false pretenses... and yet the Republicans have the moxy, the balls, the supreme arrogance to demand Spitzer's resignation within 48 hours or be impeached.

Follow the bouncing ball -- do you get it now?