Oh no...

What's SUZANNE got on her mind?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! "What if I got sued?" What if, eh? There's an easy answer to that question: to avoid getting sued, avoid doing THIS:

Example. Let's say you're an anti-choice blogger, and you're planning to write something nasty about, oh I don't know, maybe an abortion provider? Something like, oh you know, that he's aborted fetuses the day before they were due to be born, or something carrrraaazay like that. You better make damn sure you've got your facts straight and your ducks in a row and you aren't, you know, talking out of your ass. Do your research, cite credible sources. (Hint: "lifesite" isn't one of them.) Police blotters are good.

That said, it never hurts to have an attorney on retainer, just standing by in case things go sideways. As well they might if you plan on trusting all your worldly goods to your spouse. Ask Paul McCartney where that long and winding road goes.

UPDATE: Sometimes I scare myself. (Note date/timestamps.)

HAHAHAHA! The comments!

Let's pick up where we left off yesterday on that little anti-choice horror story about fetus-eating in China. When I first posted about it, I didn't read the comments made by Stanek's drooling, slackjawed fetus fetishist constituency, and it looks like they weighed in on it hot and heavy.

Astonishingly, most took the bizarre story at face value -- and rather than check Snopes to see if it might just be, you know, bullshit, began scouring the web for more evidence to support it. And of course, theorizing about how pro-choicers would defend the practice of scarfing down fricassee of fetus:Because, of course, we're just not logical, like the fetus fetishists:Yes yes, pro-choicers think fetus is just "the other white meat", the only question being whether to BBQ or stir fry. The debate raged on, and eventually someone made a connection between fetus-eating and... take a guess... gay marriage! (But you already knew that was coming, right?):Yeeeooowwwww! That was all I could stand before I had to take a break from The Stupid. Because, to paraphrase Canadian Cynic, "It burns!"

UPDATE: We may be illogical and driven by a lust for power (and a taste for fetus) but we're creative and generous to a fault! Balbulican at StageLeft has come up with a logo for the fetus brigade, one that proudly announces their True Agenda.

Batshit alert!!!!

Okay, this is it. The fetus fetishists have crossed the line, gone over the edge, snapped and lost it completely. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Update: D'oh! Jill probably should have checked Snopes before hitting the "Post" button. But hey, why let the facts get in the way of a good fetus-eating scare story?

(via feministe)

Careful now, Robert

She might implode!

As for psychological conditions, there are any number of disorders at work in the average fetus fetishist. Obsessive for sure, compulsive very likely, add a few complexes (most notably Persecution)... and stir! Psychoanalyzing these people would be like playing darts with a DSM-IV manual pinned to the dartboard. Take your pick.