Mother of 16 (that's right, 16 -- as in "sixteen?!?") Michelle Duggar dropped yet another one yesterday:"It's a girl — again — for the Duggars. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed their 17th child, and seventh daughter, into the world Thursday." [...]
Less than 30 minutes after giving birth, the Duggars already were talking of having more.
"We'd love to have more," Michelle said, adding that the girls are outnumbered seven to 10 in the family. "We love the ruffles and lace."
"The ruffles and lace"... how sweet. I hope Mama Duggar knows what happens to little girls who are forced to wear ruffles and lace against their will. My mother sometimes forced me to wear that shit -- need I say more?
Seventeen - that's enough for a couple of hockey teams!!! Predictably (I was going to say "naturally", but there's nothing natural about having 17 kids) they're already talking about having more... get the feeling Jim Bob needs a hobby? Here's a fun little factoid about the prolific Ms. Duggar of the Fruitful Womb: the woman has spent 126 months - 10.5 years - half her adult life - pregnant. Sorry, but that's just not cool. Firing out kids one after another for years on end like a goddamn baby cannon gone berserk is just freaky, and I shudder to think of the physical damage -- her insides must be like overboiled macaroni. I wonder what's on their bedside table, astroglide or Polyfilla™ ?
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