The pro-choice checklist

Dr. Morgentaler honoured with the Order of Canada -- CHECK!

Two (real) polls indicate the majority of Canadians are good with it -- CHECKITY-CHECK!

Campaign Life Coalition's MASSIVE poll a joke -- CHECK!

"Backlash" and "grassroots" protests against the award fizzle -- CHECK!

CFAC's complaint against Justice McLachlin becomes object of ridicule -- CHECK! and CHECK!

The Harper government kills Bill C-484, the "Kicking Abortion's Ass" Bill -- CHECK!

Now over to the alternate reality known as "lifeshite":

We may be on the verge of a turning point in the battle against abortion," said David Bereit, national campaign director of 40 Days for Life.

To borrow from CC, "Holy fuck! The burning fucking stupid!"